how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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