He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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