The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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