Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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