So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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