Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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