So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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