I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Randomize
