Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my phone needs a breathalizer
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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