Your tits are I can't wait for
Princesses don't give blow jobs
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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