If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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