Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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