I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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