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say what?
wanna hang out?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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