I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it was like eating out sand paper
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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