Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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