i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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