I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
honey bunches of taint.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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