we have officially lost it.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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