my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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How does one acquire holy water?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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