Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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