I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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