the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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