Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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