We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
