So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
