you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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