Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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