I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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