My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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