Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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