I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize