two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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