Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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