hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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