Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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