gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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