it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can't turn off my feet"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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