Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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