Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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