barbara walters just said penis...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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