nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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