My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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