No, you can still breathe under the balls.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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