it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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