butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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