She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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