Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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