I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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