Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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