never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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