Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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