yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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