i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just found puke in my bra..
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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